Taking showers is not only inconvenient, but detrimental to my well being. Yes I take showers, I don’t like them, but I take them. My first complaint is the harsh municipal water supply. Typically with showering there is a lot of steam involved which only potentiates the negative effects of tap water. Combine this with the chemicals in my cleaning products, my bronze summer tan will fade within 3-4 days of obligatory personal hygiene. Despite my disdain, I still clean myself, I promise.
